LiLo Is Off To The Slammer!

Celebrity bloggers and Lindsay Lohan haters are rejoicing at this very moment. Our child star turned mid-20 train wreck has arrived in court and will surrender to her 90 day jail sentence.

But, let's get real. When has a starlet ever served her full sentence in a Los Angeles jail? Because of overcrowding, my guess is that she'll serve 3 hours. MAX.

So, let's make this interesting! Tell me how long you think she'll be in the slammer and whether or not you think that's fair.

Reunited... At last?

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have announced that they have reconciled and are re-engaged.

Of course, as any media-savvy child would do, Bristol tells US Weekly before her mother. Not smart, young lady.

The Palin camp finally came out and talked about whether or not they are supporting the lovers reunion.

"Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what's best for our children," they said in a statement read on the Today show Wednesday morning. "Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives."

Johnston's mother also pipped in with her opinion.

She says she will be devastated of she's not invited to the wedding, and hopes the two will elope before they even consider having a wedding she can't come to.

If you can remember that far back, Mrs. Palin and Mrs. Johnston are NOT friends. My guess is that Sarah will have the trump-card, especially if they are paying for the round 2 nuptials.

On a side note, how adorable is their baby, Tripp?! See pic below...

http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/exclusive-bristol-palin-levi-johnston-are-engaged-2010147

Ugh, FINALLY!

Lindsay Lohan finally got what she had coming. She was sentenced tonight to 90 days in jail stemming from a 2007 DUI/ Drug charge.

To me, this was a perfect example of a celebrity believing she was above the law. She repeatedly missed court dates, was found with a .03 blood alcohol level while wearing an ankle monitor, and did not take alcohol classes seriously.

When you are a celebrity like Lohan, you have to remember that you are setting an example for all youngsters who look up to you. What kind of example has she been setting? A BAD ONE.

Hopefully, jail time and rehab will fix this snafu in what could be a happy life.

What do you think? Was she acting above the law, or were all of her excuses valid?

Jesse James: Finding His Home in The Lone Star State

Great, just what Texas needs. Jesse James (Sandra Bullocks cheating/soon-to-be ex-husband,) has put his California home in the market and is making his way to Austin.

No doubt, to be closer to Sandra and their ADORABLE baby, Louis.

I can't blame him... Not only is Texas AMAZING, but a beautiful wife you're trying to win back and the cutest stinking baby you want to spend time with are preeeetty good reasons why you would want to move to the Lone Star State.

How do you feel about our newest resident?

Jake and Vienna DONZO

Ugh, thank goodness.

Jake Pavelka (a hunky pilot and the most recent Bachelor) has called it quits with Vienna. YUCK.

I can't stand her and am so happy she's out of the picture. The news was just announced within 24 hours and already, rumors are swirling about Vienna's infidelity. Other reports say that Vienna didn't give much breathing room in the relationship and was almost "stalkerish." I love it.

Now, all of the Bachelor/ Bachelorette fans are wondering... Will Jake try and get sweet Ali back?? Would be totally predictable and viewer friendly, as most reality TV relationships would-be.

Sex Tapes and Celebs

Why in the world do some celebrities pretend they had nothing to do with supposed sex tapes?

In recent weeks, Real Housewives (Danielle Staub) and former Playboy Bunny, Kendra Baskett, are the most recent celebs who are debuting in their own raunchy home videos.

To each their own. If it's in your VHS collection, keep it there. In my opinion, this is not a good way to soar to the top of stardom.

What do you think? Are these tapes released on purpose, or are they a terrible breach of personal security?

Splitsville Rumors... True or False?

UGHHHH. I apologize in advance for this post, but I just have to know. Do you think the Heidi and Spencer split is a publicity stunt or the real thing?

The Hills stars are reportedly taking a hiatus from their INSANE marriage. The two may have cooked up the story line to get back in Hill's producers good graces. I originally thought the split was for TV viewing purposes only, but today, Heidi was photographed filing for legal separation.

Hmm, it looks like she's taking this stunt a little too far, but all of their co-stars believe it is all for the show.

What do you think? Is this violating the sanctity of marriage for a few thousand bucks or are they really headed for splitsville?