Blow-Up At The VMA's

Kanye West- didn't your mother ever tell you, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all? APPARENTLY NOT.

Last night, at the VMA's, Taylor Swift beat out Beyonce for much-coveted "Moon Man" award for her music video. A well deserved award in my opinion. Kayne, however, disagreed. "Mr. Cranky Pants," as he will now be referred to in this post, jumped onstage in the middle of Taylor's acceptance speech, grabbed the mic, and went off on a tangent about how Beyonce deserved the award more than Sweet Taylor.

One tid-bit we didn't see was after he finished embarressing the poor 17-year-old, he paused. Waited for reaction. When he didn't get it? Mr. Cranky Pants flipped off the crowd and ran out like a little girl. He was never seen on camera again.

Whew. Now that I'm done humiliating Mr. Cranky Pants, lets move on to the real winner of the night. Beyonce won the highest honor, and rather than thanking the usual suspects, like the videos director and her family, she invited Taylor onstage to give her acceptance speech instead. AMAZING.

Rarely, do you see celebrities soft-sides, like Beyonce shared with millions of viewers last night. KUDOS to you, Beyonce... CONGRATS Taylor Swift... and BOO Mr. Cranky Pants!

What a Shame...

You rarely get second chances in life. Back in September of 2008, almost one year ago, DJ AM, a famous disc jockey, and Travis Barker, drummer for Blink 182, survived a plane crash that killed the men's two friends, the pilot, and the co-pilot on board.

Both recovered from severe burns and thanked God for a second chance at life. On Friday, DJ AM died of a drug overdose in his New York apartment.

What a waste of a second chance. I cannot imagine what his family and friends are going through. After overcoming his drug use in the past, it ultimately caused his untimely death.

For the second time in one year, they have had to deal with coming so close to death, unfortunately this time, he went all the way.

You're Next American Idol Is.... NOT Paula Abdul!

Well American Idol fans, it is with a heavy heart that I tell you that Paula Abdul has announced she is NOT safe, and is returning home after her tenure on American Idol.

Hmm, bummer? I just don't know about her to begin with. The only reason why she brought any entertainment to the show was because of her irradic behavior and off-the-wall comments.

As they say, the show must go on. Kara, Randy, and Simon will return as this seasons dream-bashing team... Is anyone going to miss Paula?

Hailey Glassman: Not Scared of Kate.

Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin's "Other Woman," has been speaking out about her new beloved.

Here are some of the snippets of what she had to say...

1. "He was so strong, I admired him."
2. "We're always laughing and joking. We watch movies, play pool and ping pong. We laugh a lot because I beat him at everything."
3. "He's a great cook. He cooks roasted veggies with special seasoning and sauces, and he grills pineapple with a butter concoction."
4. "The most important thing is if someone fits in with my family ... This is perfect. It just fits."

AND THEN THE FINAL ZINGER!

5. "I'm a huge believer in not controlling someone," says Glassman. "I'll give my opinion but tell him to do what he wants to do. He said, 'I'm just not used to having an option.' I told him life is about options."

SHE IS AWFUL! Such a dig at Kate, who has been called contolling, mean, etc.

What do you think? Is it too soon to be chatting it up about your soon-to-be-divorced boyfriend?

Jon Gosselin Packing On The POUNDS!

Poor Jon Gosselin. Maybe it's bloggers bashing him (like myself, go Team Kate!) thats driving him straight to the pantry. I understand that stress can make you pack on the pounds, but good grief!

These pics were taken at his Pennsylvania home where he is staying with his kids. Ex-wife-to-be, Kate, is now on her time off (rather than having the kids go between two homes, the couple has decided to keep the kids put and share the home.)

Maybe it was the French Food and Champagne cruises with his new GF... What do you think of his new physique?! Are you surprised?

He's Making HOW much?!

We've seen his face plastered on TV sets since American Idol was born. He hosts the FOX hit, he hosts E! News, he hosts a radio show, and you can't open a tabloid without seeing his white, gleaming grin!

That's right folks, Ryan Seacrest is everywhere. And FOX is shelling out the big bucks to keep him there.

CNN reports that Seacrest has signed a $45 million deal for another 3 years as Idol host. This new paycheck triples his previous paycheck of $5 million a season.

I've done a little research on my own, to see what $45 million bucks can buy. Here is what I found...

1. A painting by Picasso
2. A corporate jet
3. Cher's mansion in Malibu

Now, don't get me wrong, I've been thoroughly entertained a time or two by Seacrest's antics on American Idol, I just find it hard to believe that he's making that much money for three seasons!

Apparently, the entertainment industry IS recession proof!

What could you do with $45 million dollars?!

EWW. EWW. EWW.

Jon Gosselin- you should be ashamed of yourself!!

This weekend, photos were snapped of Jon (Minus Kate AND 8) in France with his new main squeeze. She is 10 years younger than him and, get this... The daughter of Kate's plastic surgeon (the family saw the Gosselin's story years ago, was moved by the changes Kate's body underwent carrying the sextuplets, and gave her a tummy tuck- free of charge.)

So, if a new girlfriend only 3 weeks after announcing the split isn't heartwrenching enough, she is also the daughter of some very generous friends.

Now that the shock has worn off- why were they in France, you may ask? The two were meeting with the Ed Hardy designer to work on a KIDS CLOTHING LINE Jon will be spearheading. And the icing on the cake?! His 8 tots will be the models for the clothing. RUDE.

So way to go Jon! Thank you for making my Team Kate decision that much easier.